People who pretend they are Statues Part 2

This will be my last rant on the topic.

I have had a brilliant idea!  Don't you think it would be really funny to find a mannequin, and dress the mannequin up to look like a person pretending to be a statue, and then put this mannequin out by all the other  living statues?

I know.  Brilliant.

People will be so overawed with my fake living statue (hmmm, does that just make it a statue?), that it will get all the dosh, and hopefully put the real fake statues out of business!

And, please, feel free to take this idea, and do it yourself.  The more fake living statues out there, has got to be bad for their business.

Please, send me photos.